finished this as fast as possible raven king and king’s men are arriving tomorrow and i can’t wait<333
also one of my very fav scene in foxhole court<3 even tho i shipped Kevin and Neil even before i start the story, but man..andreil is really undeniable
Kevin and Thea, buff athlete power couple™, have a contest every morning as to who can chug their protein shake the fastest
the winner writes it on the calendar
Once their kids are old enough they join in with their morning OJ
for a full minute every weekday morning, the mayhem of them all rushing to get out the door is replaced by the sounds of frantic gulping as the entire family stands in the kitchen, staring each other down and chugging as fast as they can physically manage
Andrew and Neil are the first other people to see this lovely tradition after they crash at K & T’s for a night
Neil immediately dives into the fray with his own protein shake, which Kevin made and bullied him into taking
Andrew, whose breakfast consists of an entire box of poptarts that he brought himself (Kevin whined for 20 minutes about the corruptive effect on his children), gets up and leaves the room
talk show host: so I hear you two have a friendly competition at breakfast!!
kevin: oh! well karen, there’s nothing friendly about it
thea: it’s to the death
they left out the bit where the winner dramatically dips and kisses the loser after they’re both done
And sure enough, the first time Andrew gives Neil any sort of an affectionate touch is right after Neil comes to Kevin’s defense and rips Riko to shreds on national television:
Andrew was so fond of Neil’s outburst that he straight up caressed Neil’s back, amazing
